So you don't take the advice of your mother and wander down dark alleyways. Like I did in Tbilisi though I was fine because Georgians (Caucuses) are great people. And you get your neck bitten..
But that's ok as you get to spend you undead life in company of hot seductively dressed vampirettes who wear tight revealing cat suits.
Like so
The same can't be said for TCG... I get bitten and what the fuck happens to me? Do I get awesome powers? The ability to attract women at a whim? Do I fuck! I get to rot horribly wear long uncouth robes and jump around sucking people's Chi instead of blood as a mindless zombie, kind of reminds me of work tbh.
But that's ok as you get to spend you undead life in company of hot seductively dressed vampirettes who wear tight revealing cat suits.
Like so
The same can't be said for TCG... I get bitten and what the fuck happens to me? Do I get awesome powers? The ability to attract women at a whim? Do I fuck! I get to rot horribly wear long uncouth robes and jump around sucking people's Chi instead of blood as a mindless zombie, kind of reminds me of work tbh.
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