But that's ok as you get to spend you undead life in company of hot seductively dressed vampirettes who wear tight revealing cat suits.
The same can't be said for TCG... I get bitten and what the fuck happens to me? Do I get awesome powers? The ability to attract women at a whim? Do I fuck! I get to rot horribly wear long uncouth robes and jump around sucking people's Chi instead of blood as a mindless zombie, kind of reminds me of work tbh.