18 June 2010


From the Sun
A BRAINY Japanese porn star is offering to have sex with the Chinese students — to apologise for her country's invasion of China.
Raunchy Anri Suzuki has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history and feels so bad about what her countrymen did in 1937 that she is offering to make up for it in the only way she knows how.

The 24-year-old, from Tokyo, has made the naughty offer to Chinese students in her homeland after studying the Japanese invasion.

She said: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.

"I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.

"I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them

You know all of a sudden I feel incredibly insulted by what the Japanese people did to Hong Kong, you go around my dad's village and find one armed Pete, he pissed a Japanese soldier off and had his arm hacked off as punishment. Or the bloke in the other village who had their eyes poked out for fun by Japanese folks, or the way the villages.

Granted this is a disgusting publicity campaign where she is using the traumas of what Japan did to China 60 years ago for her own personal gain. But hey Chinese people no longer give a fuck any more. The Nanjing rape was a nasty one. However you go there and nobody seems to really care compared to say Mao's Mausoleum.

TCG however is not so apathetic, this has nothing to do with sex really. No really don't be so fucking cynical, no really you gotta believe me. And thus TCG is fulling willing to accept your apology and Atonement by Anri Suzuki.

Bring some lingerie and wear a latex cat suit...

Afterwards I may forgive you.

Yeah yeah I know it is probably fake news or a publicity stunt.

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